Whats up guys. Its that time of the year again, and well everyone loves Christmas. Its probably the best time of year to find your true love. So put down your Xbox controller, and enjoy these Christmas pick up and chat up lines.
Christmas is a time to be merry, and another excuse to drop some horrendous chat up lines. You’ve probably used all of my best chat up lines, and Game of Thrones chat up lines by now – so why not give these funny Christmas pick up lines a go?
The likelihood of you being bored on Christmas is definite. Once you’ve opened all your presents, and eaten you’ll probably be sitting there wondering what to do next. Well player, nows your chance to hit up tinder and make that special girl (or guy if you prefer) laugh. Even if you’re reading this prior to Christmas I’m sure you’ll find these cute christmas pick up lines useful (an extremely questionable statement).
By now I hope you’ve seen my best chat up lines post. If you hadn’t noticed it ranks second for ‘great chat up lines’ thats how awesome my advice is. However, when it comes to Christmas its likely that these will not have as big as impact. So don your favourite Christmas jumper, and fire up Tinder.
Have a great Christmas everyone, and make sure you use these Christmas chat up lines wisely.
Christmas pick up lines
The good ones:
- Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you’ve just made my heart melt.
- Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
- Can I take a picture of you? So that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
- When Santa saw you he came early.
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, angel?
- If I was the grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I would steal you.
- Is your name Jingle bells? Because you look like you could go all the way.
- If you jingle my bells I’ll come down your chimney.
- Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
- Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
- If you were a chimney, I’d come in and out of you.
- Can I place my missile on your toe?
- Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.
- Yule do.
- You can unwrap me anytime.
- Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?
- Did you know I’m hung, just like the stockings on your wall?
- Do you want to be Mrs. Clause tonight?
- You must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.
- Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.
- Santa gave me everything I wanted, apart from you.
- I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.
- It might be because Im an elf, but I’d love to build a relationship with you.
- Im going to give you a white Christmas.
- My christmas list is pages long, filled with your characteristics.
- Lets not make a silent night, but instead let it be loud-and-noisy.
- Forget 12 days of Christmas I want 12 days with you.
- I would love to give you a toy my elves made for Christmas
Then the not so great Christmas chat up lines….
- Wanna see my snowballs?
- You really turn on my bulbs!
- Can I lick your candy cane?
- Do you like Christmas? Well, lets jingle all the way home.
- Can I stuff your stocking?
- Those are really nice jingle bells!
- They say I’m cold, but its only because I need you to warm me up.
- My bells are dingling when I think of you
- Call me Santa because you just sleighed me.
- The reason why Santa never wants to be seen is because you’re making him nervous.