Some of you might be thinking: “Hey man, why do I have to use funny tinder chat up lines? Why cant I be myself and say hi?”. Well you can – if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life. Joking. Anyway, I had this post ready for the first week of January but in my rush to party, I forgot to schedule it. Oh well. Since its approaching Valentines you can use this as inspiration (for getting laid obviously). If you’re in a relationship, you might want to check out these funny roses are red poems!
Amidst writing a super lame New Years post, I had a sudden urge to write something of superior quality – the best Tinder chat up lines. If you’re reading this today, hopefully you will be gearing up for another hangover from a heavy weekend of drinking. And, primarily because sober January has officially ended! Yes I did partake, for only a week though. Nonetheless, if I somehow do not survive the weekend – accept this gift posthumously in the form of an entertaining post about chat up lines for Tinder.
If you own an Amazon Echo be sure to download the “Chat up lines” app!
Chat up lines, or pick-up lines do not work. I guarantee the majority of males have tried to use them once or twice. Nonetheless, I personally find it amusing and very entertaining using them on Tinder. Do not ask why. Maybe its because I couldn’t care less what reaction or little/no response I receive. Plus, its a lot better than saying ‘Hi, how are you’. Then again, that seems to work for some of my mates. Though I doubt that they have used any these great Tinder chat up lines before when starting a conversation. Their fault not mine.
But, face it – small talk is extremely dull. Small talk is also unnecessarily awkward. In fact, you might as well drag your nuts over glass because that will be more enjoyable (please don’t). If however you are looking to get laid on Valentines then keep reading for the best tinder chat up lines I’ve personally used.
Anyway, in the real world if the first thing you drop is a chat up line; prepare for a capricious environment unfolding and a cringe-worthy glare. Essentially ruining your chances of talking to the specific male/female. With that being said, I’m not here to talk about the dynamics of using chat up lines. On the other hand, they seem to work for me on Tinder. If you’re an avid GoT fan check these Game of Thrones chat up lines used on Tinder.
The best Tinder chat up lines
Using the following Tinder chat up lines, probably wont get you laid immediately – conversely they might in the long run. Nonetheless, over the last few months on occasions I have sent a few chat up lines on Tinder. The majority of these chat up lines I’ve used aren’t new/original, and are probably floating around the web. Again, I hope that these are the best Tinder chat up lines you’ve ever seen. If they aren’t then the comment box is about 5,000 pixels below these images.
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Text format of the Tinder chat up lines used for the copy and paste type of guys:
Whats your best chat up lines?
I know that these are probably the best Tinder chat up lines you’ve ever seen. Plus, I even typed them up for those individuals too lazy to do so. If some of you are wondering, the overall response rate was 80% so 12/15 replied. If that isn’t enough evidence to give these funny pick up lines a try, then you’re definitely doomed. Oh, and if these lines don’t work (pro tip) at least put your Instagram account in your bio for some free likes and followers from your matches. Please feel free to check out my Game of Thrones chat up lines, or my Christmas chat up lines.
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